US Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
Posted by Suze Fulton in Debt Consolidation | 25 responses
Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the US economy.
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April 16th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
LMAO!!!! Now there an idea
April 20th, 2010 at 3:15 am
Really a nice information about Debt Settlement
April 22nd, 2010 at 10:04 pm
@ObliviuxProductions he said tyranny not tranny. two different words dude.
April 25th, 2010 at 10:34 am
The government is probably upset at the Onion that they won’t be able to do this in real life now.
April 26th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
americans are intelligent /facepalm
April 26th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
” hyperactive chimpanzee lands lead role in new jim carrey biopic”
April 27th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
ROFL like I never did…
April 28th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
SANDWORMS.
This was funny, but a report about those would have been much cooler.
May 1st, 2010 at 8:31 am
Here’s how to wipe out the Federal debt: Create a new Federal holiday! Basically, everyone in government would have to take the day off, so that would save a day’s pay per federal employee. At the rate most of these incompetent fuckers are getting paid, a single, additional holiday will probably reduce the debt by a good 10%! Give it 10 years and we are home free! I call it National Default Day!
May 1st, 2010 at 10:20 am
Owned.
May 1st, 2010 at 5:21 pm
in god we trust, shood say use them or loose them hahahahahahjahahahahahahahaq
May 1st, 2010 at 5:24 pm
did anyone stop to think if a foreign country tried to make us pay we would melt them into a glass paper weight.
May 2nd, 2010 at 11:15 am
LOlxD its norways national anthem (“ja, vi elsker”)
May 2nd, 2010 at 7:42 pm
(off topic) Jacque Fresco- Search for Venus Project & Zeitgeist Movement! Beyond Poverty, Politics, Crime & War. A world w/out Money, is it even possible? Stop the Greed w/in the Government ! (Links are in my page!!) Act Now before it’s to late !!!
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Man it’s a good thing only americans watch the onion or else this might be a bit problematic.
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:12 pm
(off topic) Jacque Fresco- Search for Venus Project & Zeitgeist Movement! Beyond Poverty, Politics, Crime & War. A world w/out Money, is it even possible? Stop the Greed w/in the Government ! (Links are in my page!!) Act Now before it’s to late !!!
May 5th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
I think they may be on to something here
May 5th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
All hail Octavia!
May 10th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
@datzfast but then we would be melted into another glass paperweight. without all the nukes. more like 5000 megatons of smaller bombs. or just shunned and disrecognized by all foreign countries. america kicks ass but if we destroyed an entire country we would be fucked
May 13th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
weren’t sand worms in the sci fi novel Dune ?!
May 14th, 2010 at 8:42 pm
This so true.
May 17th, 2010 at 11:32 am
Someone save the records of our debts!
May 17th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Starting to hate satire. Awake sleeper cells of freedom. The time is now.
May 18th, 2010 at 8:55 am
haha 2:12 Norway’s national anthem
May 20th, 2010 at 2:02 am
@hhward haha…. yeah i know!!